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What a weekend! ARMGODS ENGLAND saw title defences, changes & qualification paths. Some new blood established themselves as contenders whilst other champions cemented their positions. The crowd were spirited & attentive. When Noah Burton walked out children held up signs that read "Come on Mighty Noah" People stood in the rain to watch & the cheering for him can only be compared to the love shown when Candyman Scott James walked out dressed as Willy Wonka in Tredegar & Nathan Davey entered the arena in Ebbw Vale. Balsall Common inhaled Noah's battle with Mitch Tutt & it intoxicated them. Dean Bolt was the first to declare it as match of the year & I agree.

These are moments that will be remembered by hundreds & talked about for years to come. It will leave a legacy. Noah, Scott & Nathan are from communities that celebrate the success of local heroes.…

Armgods England live in 1 hr. Great line up of matches. Make sure to tune in an suppprt ahooo

The wait is over only 24hrs untilmsmashy smash

What is your fucken profession?

EARTHQUAKE & TUGBOLT are back, this time not making people wince on the Udezumou Tag Warzone but commentating for ​​​ARMGODS ENGLAND on Saturday 6th June. 

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IRON PAUL MAIDEN called me & said "I want the best commentary partner for Dean Bolt on Armgods. But Martin Lennox was not available, Bobby Heenan & Gorilla Monsoon are both dead & Jesse the Body Ventura is living off grid in Mexico waiting for the world to end."

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Have things got so bad? Well they must have because it will be me back on the mic for Armgods England. 

Whos got the lineup for matches?