Diabolical Billy Armwrestlers Hotline

Letter #1: “My Wrist Keeps Clicking!” – Nervous in Nottingham

Dear Billy,

Every time I train, my wrist clicks like a bloody metronome. It’s messing with my focus. Should I rest or power through?

Billy says:

Oi, Nervous — it’s your wrist, not a pair o’ maracas. If it’s clicking like a ticking time bomb, maybe stop before you snap like a stale breadstick. Get it checked before it becomes more than just a noise, ya numpty. No medals for martyrs.