Listen up you wannabe PAA Presidents!
Well ain't that just bloody rich. Some sneaky little tosspot tryin’ to take over the PAA Armwrestling Federation like it's their personal playground. Dan fuckin’ Earthquake’s the right geezer for the job - keeps that lot of diva-armed wankers in check, don’t he? Knows the game, bleeds the sport. And now some other muppet wants to come in, stomp all over Dan’s hard work like it’s nothin’? That’s not just rude, mate - it’s diabolical!!!
Look, if you’re one of these woke, backroom-dealin', snake-in-the-grass types thinkin’ you’re gonna slither in and rewrite the bloody rulebook - consider this your official warning: You try and take it? You’re gunna get it.
Don’t say Billy didn’t warn ya, ya absolute cunts.
Billy, you type how I speak. From my manor maybe, or thereabouts. Thanks for the support.